They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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