I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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