I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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