is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Randomize
