i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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