My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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