You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Your penis caused this!
Randomize
