I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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