i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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