I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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