We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
Randomize
