therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Randomize
