drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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