Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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