the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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