I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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