I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
no you cant smoke seaweed
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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