You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Do you still have your period?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Randomize
