My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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