Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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