Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She told me I should be a condom model.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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