Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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