I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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