Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Randomize
