Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
P.S. I can't hear my feet
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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