is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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