You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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