doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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