She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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