their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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