hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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