I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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