Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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