You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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