Soap is not a condiment
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My balls are so social today.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize
