do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize