Whod you bang
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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