I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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