The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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