if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Can you repeat that, but with context?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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