We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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