I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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