Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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