Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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