didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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