I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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