That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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