Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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