Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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