dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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