Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
