Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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