sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Randomize
