I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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